fUn & fRee hALLowEEn(iE) bOnus! cOsTumE iDeaS . . .

HaLLoWeeN bOnUs

10.31.15.

hEy aLL fUn & frEE pEEps!

Since today is Halloween and since I am so gross and AWK-WierD (and a middle-schOL teacher), I have spent the last couple of days thinking about the naStY-est and mOsT raNdoM Halloween costumes poSSibLe. 

In case you don't have a costume yet, here are some possibilities . . .  yOU're sOsOsO weLcomE in aDvAnce, yO!

grOss category:

1.  ooZing sCab
2. steaming pOOp
3. haIry aRmpit
4. inGrowN toEnail
5. tOe jaM
6. bELLybUtton goo
7. eye bOoger
8. bLoOdY eArwAx 
9. nOse Hair
10. feSteriNg bOil
11. kNoTty wArt
12. mOle with hAiR
13. puS inFesTed wood tick
14. bOoger flaVored canDy corn
15. mOiSt thRow uP
16. deCayiNg fLesH
17. plaQue
18. sTretchY mUcUs

raNdOm caTegoRy:

1. musTache
2. bacOn
3. caRpeT
4. spInacH
5. shOppIng cart
6. rAmen nOOdLe
7. rOcK
8. lUmbErjaCk
9. bUrriTo
10. eArLobe
11. bUrP
12. dEvILed eGG
13. bLooDy nOse

Note the sPoOOoooOkY number--31 of costume iDeaS! CaN you add to this super disgUstiNg liST? LeavE me a cOmmEnt below, and bEttEr yEt . . . senD me a PicTure of you in yOur costUme!

bOO! . . .  & hEaRts,

Dana

p.s. thanks to my  bEsTie & mY 8th graDers whO helped me create this list!