Saturday, October 31, 2015

fUn & fRee hALLowEEn(iE) bOnus! cOsTumE iDeaS . . .

HaLLoWeeN bOnUs
10.31.15.

hEy aLL fUn & frEE pEEps!

Since today is Halloween and since I am so gross and AWK-WierD (and a middle-schOL teacher), I have spent the last couple of days thinking about the naStY-est and mOsT raNdoM Halloween costumes poSSibLe. 

In case you don't have a costume yet, here are some possibilities . . .  yOU're sOsOsO weLcomE in aDvAnce, yO!

grOss category:
  1.  ooZing sCab
  2. steaming pOOp
  3. haIry aRmpit
  4. inGrowN toEnail
  5. tOe jaM
  6. bELLybUtton goo
  7. eye bOoger
  8. bLoOdY eArwAx 
  9. nOse Hair
  10. feSteriNg bOil
  11. kNoTty wArt
  12. mOle with hAiR
  13. puS inFesTed wood tick
  14. bOoger flaVored canDy corn
  15. mOiSt thRow uP
  16. deCayiNg fLesH
  17. plaQue
  18. sTretchY mUcUs
raNdOm caTegoRy:
  1. musTache
  2. bacOn
  3. caRpeT
  4. spInacH
  5. shOppIng cart
  6. rAmen nOOdLe
  7. rOcK
  8. lUmbErjaCk
  9. bUrriTo
  10. eArLobe
  11. bUrP
  12. dEvILed eGG
  13. bLooDy nOse
Note the sPoOOoooOkY number--31 of costume iDeaS! CaN you add to this super disgUstiNg liST? LeavE me a cOmmEnt below, and bEttEr yEt . . . senD me a PicTure of you in yOur costUme!

bOO! . . .  & hEaRts,
Dana

p.s. thanks to my  bEsTie & mY 8th graDers whO helped me create this list!

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